James the Seated

James the Seated
2d
All hail the supreme chair man.
Starting Cost	50
Base DPS	?
Jim the Lumberjack
Pilot Pam
Veronica, the Android Archer
Arachnobuddy
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James the Seated is an exclusive Crusader only available by donating to the Desert Bus for Hope charity fundraiser, starting in 2017. Donations are made at desertbus.org/donate/crusaders. And while he may be seated on his trusty driver’s chair, James’ character is no slouch.

James shares the slot with Jim the Lumberjack, Pilot Pam, Veronica, the Android Archer, and Arachnobuddy.

Upgrades

Upgrade	Level	Cost	In-game Description
Mediator	5	100	Increases the Base DPS of James the Seated by 100% when there are Male and Female Crusaders adjacent to him.
			Quote: Cool your jets, everyone.
Cool Cat	10	1.25K	Increases the DPS of James the Seated by 100%.
			Quote: Picture a cat. Now, picture the same cat, but cool. Amazing.
Team Player	25	5.00K	Increases the Base DPS of Human Crusaders in the same column as James the Seated by 100%.
			Quote: Which team is uncertain, but he's definitely playing.
Professional	50	40.0K	Increases the DPS of James the Seated by 100%.
			Quote: Heading in a straight line for hours is old hat.
Solo Driver	75	400K	Increases the DPS of James the Seated by 150%.
			Quote: Tucson or bust.
Stop the Bus!	100	2.00M	Increase the effect of Graham the Driver's Bus Stop! ability by 100%.
			(Can't be buffed by Formation Abilities)
			Quote: If only we could.
Problem Solver	200	7.52B	For every 25 levels over and including 200, James the Seated's DPS is multiplied by 4x. This multiplier stacks.
			(Can't be buffed by Formation Abilities)
			Quote: Problems are just solutions waiting to happen.

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Item		Description
Hoodie	Common Frayed Hoodie	Increases the DPS of James the Seated by 25%
	Uncommon Weathered Hoodie	Increases the DPS of James the Seated by 50%
	Rare Indigo Hoodie	Increases the DPS of James the Seated by 100%
	Epic Hooded Hoodie of the 'Hood	Increases the DPS of James the Seated by 400%
	Legendary Spectral Hooded Garment of Concealment	Increases the DPS of James the Seated by 800% Legendary: Increases the DPS of James the Seated by 100%
Armchair	Common Tenderized Armchair	Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%
	Uncommon Battle-Worn Armchair	Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%
	Rare Busser's Armchair	Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%
	Epic Bus Buster's Armchair of Stewardship	Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%
	Legendary Saccharine Semi-Sofa of Solace	Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80% Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100%
Sneakers	Common Un-Sneaky Sneakers	Increases the effect of James the Seated's Team Player ability by 10%
	Uncommon Toeless Sneakers	Increases the effect of James the Seated's Team Player ability by 25%
	Rare White Sneakers	Increases the effect of James the Seated's Team Player ability by 50%
	Epic Shining Shoes of Immaculate Ambulation	Increases the effect of James the Seated's Team Player ability by 100%
	Legendary Boots of Wing-Heeled James	Increases the effect of James the Seated's Team Player ability by 200% Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Graham the Driver is also in the formation

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