Sasha's Schoolhouse Scourge was a CotLI event for the start of school, running from September 1st to 13th in 2016, September 14th through 26th in 2017, September 13th through 25th in 2018, September 12th through 24th in 2019, September 3rd through 15th in 2020 and September 16th through 28th in 2021.
All reruns of this event 2022 onward will run from September 22nd to October 4th due to the sunsetting.
Event Description[]
2016[]
Bummer. It's back to school season. After a long summer of doing anything and everything but schoolwork, it's time to get back to it and think about textbooks, homework and getting up on time for classes.
Of course, in the Crusaders' world, nothing is ever that simple. As Sasha steps back onto the school premises it's obvious something is up! The teachers are acting strangely. No chalk flicking, no detentions, and no attempts to intercept notes being passed around by students. The teachers must be possessed! Time to kick some demonic teacher ass and get this place back to it's usual dreary, soul-sucking normality.
2017[]
We gotta go back, back, back to school again! But it's no high school musical. It's time for classes, homework and demons as we play through the Sasha's Schoolhouse Scourge event, 2017 edition!
2018[]
Summer's out for school! Time for the dreary trek to class, where you'll meet your friends, teachers, and of course, the demons invading the school. Shake off that summer mindset, meet your new best friend, and start studying these 5 new objectives!
2019[]
Like listless alumni, the Crusaders keep finding themselves back at school. Try to befriend your new lunar companion, as you tackle 5 new honors courses. Good luck!
This event runs until September 24th, when the teachers leave for a conference.
2020[]
Heading back to school is the worst. Literally anything is better! Even a full-on invasion by demonic hordes resulting in some kind of 'Schoolhouse Scourge' would be better.
You thought you were done with PE? Well this Valkyrie will have you running laps! Her name is Hildr, Valkyrie of PE, and she will whip you into shape!
You kept telling yourself you'd never come back, but here you are: the classroom. And it seems, as usual, that something is amiss. Whack your way through 5 new objectives to see what it might be. On the way, you might just find a new Crusader and Skin!
This event runs until September 15th, an especially short school year.
2021[]
Heading back to school is the worst. Literally anything is better! Even a full-on invasion by demonic hordes resulting in some kind of 'Schoolhouse Scourge' would be better.
You hear a sound in the distance... is that a school bell? What time is it? Oh no, hurry up, you're late! Although, I guess if you're already a little late, maybe you have time to do a new objective or two along the way... or maybe all five? Rumor in the halls is that you could earn a musical new Crusader and a demonic new skin if you do it just right...
This event runs until September 28th, at which point you'll drop out to become a farmer.
New Crusaders[]
Tier 1[]

Karen, the Cat Teenager[]
As is always the case with a new school year, there are new arrivals. Karen, the Cat Teenager is a restless character who changes position every ten levels for the first objective.
Once convinced you're cool, she'll use her surly teenage cat powers for good. At level 50, Karen can access a unique ability: Center of the Universe. Now all positive formation abilities that don't reach Karen apply to her at 50% of their effectiveness. At level 100, Karen contributes 1% of her DPS to click damage. At level 150 Karen can use her Nine Lives ability. If she is killed she'll instantly revive at max health but does 10% less damage (stacking). As the name suggests, she's able to use this ability eight times and it is refreshed by changing areas.
Mr. Boggins, the Substitute[]
The second new Crusader is poor old Mr. Boggins, the Substitute teacher. As if dealing with raucous classrooms full of kids wasn't bad enough, being the sub is one ring further down in hell.
Once added to your roster, Mr. Boggins has some useful tricks up his sleeve. At level 50, he bonds with the newcomers in the class. His ability The New Students increases the DPS all the animal Crusaders by 200% and is further increased by 12.5% (additive) for each Human Crusader in the formation. At level 100, his ability Diversity Day increases the Gold Find by 10% for each non-human and non-animal Crusader in your formation (also additive).
Tier 2[]
Willy the Weregoat[]

The first new Crusader is Willy the Weregoat, who stamps his hooves into place as he swaps with the Princess. Don't let him near any paperwork, unless you don't want it anymore. He really likes the taste. But he'll play nice and buff your Crusaders!
At level 50, Willy the Weregoat unlocks Reciprocation, which buffs adjacent Crusaders DPS by 10% per formation ability affecting Willy. The bonus is additive. At level 400, Willy unlocks Play Nicest, which buffs Reciprocation by 100%, which means you get a 20% bonus per buff.
The Exchange Student[]

The second new Tier 2 Crusader is The Exchange Student. As a new student, she's easy to free from the demonic influence and join your adventures, swapping with Thalia the Thunder King. She's shy but confident, which makes for an interesting combination.
Once recruited, The Exchange Student unlocks Lightning Drake at level 50, which allows you to use Storm Rider. At level 150, The Exchange Student gets the upgrade Class President, which buffs the DPS of the Crusaders in the column behind her by 50% of your current Storm Rider buff.
Tier 3[]
Zoraeban, Demonic Angel[]
Zoraeban, Demonic Angel is the new Crusader in the third tier of the Sasha's Schoolhouse Scourge Event. He's part angel, part demon, and all brooding 90s: Zoraeban, Demonic Angel is here to do damage and chew gum - and he's all outta gum. Something of a loner, Zoraeben boasts a leather jacket and an ear stud, and he excels in the corners of the formation.
At level 100, Ignominy helps Zoraeban gains more damage dealing from other abilities that don't affect him, such as bonuses to Orcs, Humans or females. Level 300 makes Lone Hunter available, increasing spawn speed for all the Crusaders that aren't next to Zoraeban. And Dual Nature at level 600 will give another increase to DPS based on how many Crusaders are either ahead or behind him, whichever is more.
Tier 4[]
Aphelion the Distant[]
"You couldn’t handle my true dark side..."
Don't let the size of this moon pixie fool you — Aphelion is a formidable Support/DPS Crusader. Their Waxing Gibbous increases the DPS of Crusaders at the top and bottom of the formation, and Twilight increases the effect of Waxing Gibbous for each Evil Crusader in the formation.
When it comes to self-DPS buffs, Synchronous Rotation increases Aphelion's DPS for each Crusader affected by Waxing Gibbous, and it gets even better once you unlock Waning Crescent to improve the buff for each Flora Crusader. Jade Rabbit is a straight self-DPS buff, and Lunar Mare increases Aphelion's DPS by the square of all owned Epic or Legendary items!
Tier 5[]
Hildr the Gym Teacher[]
"Drop and give me 20!"
Don't let the gruff demeanor and high expectations of this Valkyrie keep you away — Hildr is actually quite sweet and there for everyone! Everyone's Welcome and The Good Sugar Water increase Global DPS per adjacent Evil and Good Crusaders respectively! Resistance Training increases DPS for every 25 levels over 200 by 4.25! She's stacked so this stacks! Her Mead Powered increases the non-formation abilities of all adjacent Crusaders, and Song of Death increases the Gold find for each Undead, Angel or Demon tag in the formation, and The Shieldmatron's Handbook for increase the effects of level 50 and level 100 upgrades.
It's not Gym Class without sweaty equipment. Her Whistle increases Song of Death, Nectar of the Gods increases Mead Powered and protective equipment is always important, her Breastplate buffs The Shieldmatron's Handbook.
Tier 6[]
Shir Brio of Cadenza[]
Can you feel the music? Like really feel it? No? Well, then you're definitely not like Shir Brio of Cadenza, expert in cello and actual cello too. When they play a piece, they're definitely feeling the music as it vibrates their body.
Music is all about practice, practice, practice. The more experience you have, the better, so Shir Brio is ready to help those Crusaders in formation who put in the time.
Plus, who doesn't love a good song? Even the monsters are appreciative, as they rush to meet this new artist of acclaim and pass on with a soulful melody in their ears.
Shir Brio is joining your expedition to learn new songs and styles of music, because life is music.
Tier 1 Objectives[]
Recruit Karen, the Cat Teenager[]
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Recruit Mr. Boggins, the Substitute[]
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Note: Grades will either increase DPS by 100% or 50%, or reduce by 25% , 50%, or 95%.
Nodding Off[]
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Note: The lecturer reduces global DPS by 3% every second, to a maximum of 99%. This resets each area.
Homework Time[]
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Private School[]
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Note: Tip: You can still make monsters drop extra gold with Turps the Tasty's Cashing In, Bernard the Bartender's Tips! and Agent 79's Blood Money skills.
Free Play[]
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Tier 2 Objectives[]
Recruit Willy the Weregoat[]
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Recruit The Exchange Student[]
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Note:
The Exchange Student disables formation slots based on your current area in a set pattern.
1-25
X X o X o x o o o X X o
26-50
X o X o X x o o o o X X
51-75
X o o o o x X X o X X o
76-100
o X o o X x o o o X X X
101-125
o X X o o x o X o X o X
126-150
o o X X X x X o o X o o
151-175
X o X o o x o X o o X X
176-200
o X o X o x o X o X X o
201-225
X o o o X x X o X o o X
226-250
X o X o X x o X o o X o
251-275
X X o o o x o X o X o X
276-300
o o X X o x X X o X o o
301+
X X o X X x o o o o o X
Class Garden[]
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Note: Mega Cactus is damaged capped and shoots at the front-most Crusaders.
Class Pets[]
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Note:
The pets occupy the following formation slots:
h = Taro the hamster s = Lucy the snake t = Tippy the turtle
1-50
h o o o s o t o o o o o
51-100
o o o o o h o o o t s o
101-150
h t s o o o o o o o o o
151-200
o o o o o o h s t o o o
201-250
o t o o o o o o o s o h
251-300
s o o h o o t o o o o o
301-350
o o o o o t o s h o o o
351-400
o o o o s o t o o h o o
401-450
o s o o o o o t o o h o
(451-500)
o o t s o h o o o o o o
(501-550)
o o o o s o o t o o h o
After area 551, the pattern repeats.
Class Dismissed[]
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Note:
- Bench seats are disabled in order, starting with The Bush Whacker's at area 50, then Jim the Lumberjack's at area 100, and so on.
- Bench slots are disabled based on your current area. Returning to area 1 (Shift-Left) will re-enable all the bench slots. This could be useful to use lost activated skills like Magnify, or to increase your DPS before opening silver chests so that they give more gold.
Tier 3 Objectives[]
Recruit Zoraeban, Demonic Angel[]
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Band Practice[]
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Note: The drummer reduces DPS by 100% in the front column, the trumpeter randomly disables Crusaders for 10 seconds every 10 seconds, and the tubaist reduces gold find by 2% for every monster killed (resetting when advancing areas).
Rivalry[]
Note: Delila is damage capped and will stay alive at least 10 seconds.
Take Wing[]
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Note: Only Crusaders with the 'Wings' tag are available:
Math Class[]
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Note: Only Crusaders in bench seats that have prime numbers are available (1 is not prime):
Tier 4 Objectives[]
Recruit Aphelion the Distant[]
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Objective
Restrictions
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Jock Shock[]
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Note: Special enemies are highly resist to DPS and immune to clicks, and will damage the whole column when attacking.
After School Club[]
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Note:
The club members occupy slots according to the following pattern.
- V is the Volleyball club member, who disables Crusaders in the same column.
- D is the Debate club member, who disables any Support Crusaders in the column ahead.
- H is the Hiking club member, who disables adjacent Crusaders' DPS.
1-100, 301-400, 601-700
o o o o V H o o D o o o
101-200, 401-500, 701-800
V o o H o o D o o o o o
201-300, 501-600, 801-900
o o V o o o H o o o D o
High School Recap[]
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Note: Initially the base crusaders are available in addition to Tier 1 crusaders.
Supernatural Activities[]
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