Squiggles the Clown

Squiggles the Clown
17c
He HATES royalty for reasons he's not up to sharing.
Starting Cost	36t
Base DPS	24B
King Reginald IV
Queen Siri
Mr. Boggins, the Substitute
Beary McBearFace
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Squiggles the Clown is one of the unlockable characters that arrived with the second year of the event Hermit's Premature Party. He shares the slot with King Reginald IV, Queen Siri, Mr. Boggins, the Substitute, and Beary McBearFace; as such, he can never be used with them.

Squiggles the Clown is buffed when there are fewer (or no) Royal crusaders in the formation. Note that since Squiggles the Clown is anti-royal, he is unable to use Royal Command.

Scyphozoa Shapeshifter
In Hermit's Premature Party 2021, Squiggles becomes more evil and alien. The new skin provides tag changes:

  Human
  Alien
  Evil

Upgrades

Upgrade	Level	Cost	In-game Description
Hilarious	25	1.25e15	Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 150%.
			Quote: "You're really going to enjoy this zinger!"
Face Pain	50	5e16	Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 150%.
			Quote: "You're face will hurt from laughing!"
Royal Past	100	2e19	Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 300% when there are no Royal Crusaders adjacent to Squiggles the Clown.
			Quote: "I don't really want to talk about it."
Tummy Hurt	150	8e21	Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 200%.
			Quote: "You're going to double-over from laughter!"
Clowning Around	200	3.19e24	For every 25 levels over and including 200, Squiggles the Clown's DPS is multiplied by 4x. This multiplier stacks.
			(Can't be buffed by Formation Abilities)
			Quote: "Boink! Zoink! Ziptidy-doo!"
Warming Up	300	1.28e29	Increase the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 25% for each non-Royal crusader (stacks multiplicatively).
			Quote: "I'm just getting started."
Receptive Audience	400	5.11e33	Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 200% when there are at least 2 human Crusaders adjacent to Squiggles the Clown.
			Quote: "You folks get all my jokes!"

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Item		Description
Hat	Common Depressing Clown Hat	Increases the effect of Squiggle's the Clown's Royal Past ability by 25%
	Uncommon Faded Clown Hat	Increases the effect of Squiggle's the Clown's Royal Past ability by 50%
	Rare Brand New Clown Hat	Increases the effect of Squiggle's the Clown's Royal Past ability by 100%
	Epic Extremely Lucky Clover-Ringed Clown Hat of Laughter	Increases the effect of Squiggle's the Clown's Royal Past ability by 400%
	Golden Epic End of the Rainbow Hat	Increases the effect of Squiggle's the Clown's Royal Past ability by 600%
	Legendary Famous Clown Hat of A Thousand Clever Limericks	Increases the effect of Squiggle's the Clown's Royal Past ability by 800% Legendary: Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 25% for each non-Human Crusader in the formation
	Golden Legendary End of the Rainbow Hat	Increases the effect of Squiggle's the Clown's Royal Past ability by 1200% Legendary: Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 25% for each non-Human Crusader in the formation
Make-Up	Common Dried Up Make-Up	Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 25%
	Uncommon Almost-Spent Make-Up	Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 50%
	Rare Stylish Make-Up	Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 100%
	Epic Multicolored Make-Up of A Billion Shades of Silly	Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 400%
	Legendary Extremely Stylish Rounded Make-Up Case of Hilarity	Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 800% Legendary: Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 100% if there are at least 4 Human Crusaders adjacent to Squiggles the Clown
Shoe	Common Soggy Clown Shoe	Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%
	Uncommon Cracked Clown Shoe	Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%
	Rare Decent Clown Shoe	Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%
	Epic Fancily Decorated Shoe of the One-Legged Clown	Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%
	Golden Epic Loopy the Talkin' Shoe	Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%
	Legendary Star-Imbued Shoe of the Legendary Lawyer Joke	Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80% Legendary: Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 50% for each Male Crusader in the formation
	Golden Legendary Loopy the Talkin' Shoe	Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120% Legendary: Increases the DPS of Squiggles the Clown by 50% for each Male Crusader in the formation

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