The Washed Up Hermit is the fifth Crusader available and a strong DPS dealer in the early game, due to his DPS increases, two solo DPS items, and good DPS/cost ratio. Hermit's location in a formation can grant additional bonus when placed properly.
Also, as of Feb. 7, 2020 the Hermit now has projectiles! His Arrow Attack ability lets him reuse all of those arrows to the knee he's taken over the years.

Unhinged
Available in Jeweled Chests or with a one-time token purchase from The Ruby Exchange, Hermit can change his appearance.
(This is a cosmetic change only.)
Upgrades[]
Upgrade | Level | Cost | In-game Description |
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![]() Craziness |
5 | 50.0K | Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 300% when there are 2 or fewer Crusaders adjacent to The Washed Up Hermit. |
Quote: "I'll do extra damage with a little elbow room. Out of the way!" | |||
![]() Friendly Fisticuff |
10 | 125K | Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 150%. |
Quote: I used to wonder what friendship could be,[1] then I took an arrow to the knee.[2] | |||
![]() Alien Attack |
25 | 1.00M | Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 175%. |
Quote: I used to be an alien, until I took an arrow to the knee.[2] | |||
![]() Attorney Attack |
50 | 8.00M | Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 200%. |
Quote: I used to be a district attorney, then I took acid to the face. | |||
![]() Dark Warstories |
75 | 20.0M | Increases the effect of The Bush Whacker's Swordplay ability by 20%. |
(Can't be buffed by Formation Abilities) | |||
Quote: War... war never changes.[3] | |||
![]() Arrow Attack |
100 | 100M | Every 2.5 seconds, The Washed Up Hermit fires at a random monster, dealing 10x your DPS or 100x your CLK, whichever is higher. Has a 1% chance to critically hit for 2x damage. |
Quote: Arrows. Arrows to the knees everywhere.[2] | |||
![]() Insanity |
200 | 1.50t | For every 25 levels over and including 200, The Washed Up Hermit's DPS is multiplied by 4x. This multiplier stacks. |
(Can't be buffed by Formation Abilities) | |||
Quote: Because I was faking before. |
Item | Description | |
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Backpacks | Common Ratty Backpack |
Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 25%
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Uncommon Adventurer's Backpack |
Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 50%
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Rare Hero's Backpack |
Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 100%
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Epic Backpack of Infinite Holding |
Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 400%
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Golden Epic Unicorn Backpack of Murderation |
Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 600%
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Legendary Empowered Backpack of the Long Lonely March |
Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 800% Legendary: Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 200%, reduced by 50% for each Human Crusader next to him
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Golden Legendary Unicorn Backpack of Murderation |
Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 1200% Legendary: Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 200%, reduced by 50% for each Human Crusader next to him
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Hats | Common Tattered Straw Boater |
Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 25%
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Uncommon Shrunken Panama Hat |
Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 50%
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Rare Fancy Felt Fedora |
Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 100%
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Epic Basilisk-Hide Stetson |
Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 400%
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Golden Epic Totally Normal Average Hat of Normalness |
Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 600%
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Legendary Decked Out Cowboy Hat of the Lone Wanderer |
Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 800% Legendary: Increases the DPS of Human Crusaders by 100%
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Golden Legendary Totally Normal Average Hat of Normalness |
Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 1200% Legendary: Increases the DPS of Human Crusaders by 100%
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Rings | Common Rusted Iron Ring |
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%
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Uncommon Shiny Tin Ring |
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%
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Rare Enchanted Silver Ring |
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%
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Epic Pain-Relieving Platinum Ring |
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%
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Golden Epic Bling Bling Wing Ring |
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%
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Legendary Jade Imbued Promise Ring of Lost Love |
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80% Legendary: Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 25% per Supernatural Crusader in the formation
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Golden Legendary Bling Bling Wing Ring |
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120% Legendary: Increases the DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 25% per Supernatural Crusader in the formation
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The above item list is transcluded from The Washed Up Hermit/Items. (edit | history) |
The Hermit has received some recent changes that alters his place in the formation. For starters Craziness, instead of multiplying his DPS based on having no one in front of him, instead it increases his DPS if he has fewer than two crusaders next to him. Additionally the changes made to Arrow Attack turns the Hermit into a projectile crusader dealing either 20X the DPS or two hundred times the Click Damage, so if you do have to put him next to someone, you should consider the Bush Whacker whose swordplay ability, if sufficiently upgraded, can very will cause DPS to skyrocket.
The above strategy list is transcluded from The Washed Up Hermit/Strategies. (edit | history) |
References[]
- ↑ Lyric from the theme song for the cartoon TV show, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 Recurring line from the video game, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, which later became an internet meme.[1]
- ↑ Line from the intros of the games in the Fallout series.
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